Funny adoption story: Your new parents are…



Son, you were adopted

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

See the list of things some people would trade their children for:

  1. Vans and bars of chocolate
  2. 2 pairs of shoes
  3. $50
  4. Cut out the middleman and eat the child
  5. Exchange for a cute poppy